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Your Source for Meaningless, Incomprehensible Scribble.


  This is my showcase, if you will, for things that I write, and soon things that other people write. Read them if you want to, or don't. It's not like I could tell. I mean, I could put a counter on each page, but then I'd just be depressed every time the number stayed at 0, which would be, let's face it, forever.

Regular Articles
Photo Gallery
I'm
Sorry

My Stuff:

School
Update on My Global Domination.
Enough With The Restraining Orders
Some Things You May Not Know About Me
That Dang Clone
Fun?
An Update on Adam
PureDrivel.20m.com's New Mascot!
Diagrams!
My Tenth Article.
The End Isn't Near.
Headlines!
Headlines! May 9, 2001.
Poetry.
Quotes of the Day(s?)
Tests!
Virtual Pet Rock!
Q+A
The Universe According To Adam
Version 2.0!
Subliminal Messages
Surviving On The Streets: A 9 Step Guide.
Money
Mundano
Assembly
My To Do List!
When I Grow Up
Solutions to Everyday Problems
Two Hundred e's
A Note To Our Readers
A Public Service Announcement from Megacorp Incorporated
Merchandise!
Guest Writer!
A Public Service Announcement
Best Before Dates: An Expose
Interviews
A Serious Note from Our Staff.
PureDrivel.20m.com Switches to DVD Format!
If this so called 'Moon Landing' is so factual...
Adam's Winamp Playlist
The Lowest Humour Has Ever Sunk
PureDrivel.20m.Com. Over?

The Blatantly Lieing and Absolutely Falsified Chronicles

-Columns that I have actually published in a newspaper, archived below.
The First
The Second
The Third
The Fourth
The Fifth
The Sixth
The Seventh


Hey Guess What! We Got Guest Writers! Yeah! You didn't believe anyone would write for this site, but who has the last laugh now? I do. That's who. Me. Not you. Me.

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