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  It's about hearts. It was an assignment in class. Don't ask, just read.

My Heart
Heart disease, heart murmur, it could be, or is
It tachycardia, bradycardia, angina pectoris?
Myocardial Infraction, It could be that, too.
All I know dear, is that my heart aches for you.

Life Giver
Heart, Heart, you are my friend,
Why do you stop every now and then?
During lunch, halfway through dinner
But I refuse to take blood thinners.
Aspirin, wine, most alcohol
Alleviate my ventricles
Of their hard work, toil and strain,
Generally ease their mountainous pain
But mix the booze and aspi-rin
And those damn fairies appear, again.

Love
Since I met her, I've changed in a way.
My heart has grown, "It's Love!", you say.
But is it that warm, fuzzy thing called love,
Or the anabolic steroids, I've been shooting up?

Blood
Blood. Flowing through my ventricle.
Flowing through my semilunar valve.
Blood. Flowing through my lungs,
Flowing out my eyes...
I should have that checked.

A Tour Through My Heart
I have a pulmonary vein
It's nothing special, very plain.
If it gets clogged, be wary, PAIN!
Caused by my pulmonary vein.

Below, a left and right Aorta,
Round and squishy, bright red? Sorta.
Can be zapped by an electric cord, A
Life-saver if fail my aorta.

Then there's my semi-lunar valve.
Uh, how 'bout that person Demi Uma Ralph?
Are your ears bleeding, do you need a salve?
Well, you try to rhyme with semi-lunar valve.

She Stole My Heart
The woman in the green dress
Stole my heart.
Literally.
Thud.

The Heart
The heart it pumps,
The blood it flows,
The knife it stabs.,
Aways I goes.

Valentine
She didn't like my valentine,
And I cannot see why.
Although I'll grant it didn't rhyme.
She didn't have to cry.

It hurt my feelings, 'cause you see
I worked so hard on it.
Others gave store-bought cards, whee.
While the cow's heart showed effort.

Coronary
Clogged veins and arteries
Oh no, my heart stopped.
Rrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhh
Nooooooo
Aahh, beating, in my chest.
Restarting heart, I'm saved.
Yum, deep fried butter.

Sounds Of My Heart
Lub Dub
Beep.
Lub Dub
Beep.
Lub
Lub
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Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Clear!
Fzshooom.
Clear!
Fzshooom.
Lub Dub.
Lub Dub.
Clear!
Fzshooom.
Lub
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