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Some Things You May Not Know About Me
This being my first webpage, and indeed first contact with the world outside of my hometown in the past few years, most of you people reading this, and I hope most of you are people, do not know too much about me.(As I've mentioned before, if this is not the case, stay away from me, you creep me out.) So before I continue too far with this site, I thought I'd take a little time out, to let you know a little about me. Not my name though, I'd have to be crazy to dispense THAT willy-nilly in this age of death-threats, credit card fraud, and name-calling. Believe you me, I've been exposed to my fair share of insulting rhymes in my day, "A-Dumb", "Madam", "Blood Eater", I've heard them all. But enough about me. Let's get to me. The following is a list of things about me you may be surprised to learn. And for you creeps, a list of things you may be surprised to learn you DIDN'T know about me.
-I was born in Toronto, and declared a healthy baby boy. Not shocking? Well get this, I wasn't actually "born" per se. More, "discovered" than anything else, really. I'll let you wonder about that.
-While most, that is to say all humans have 23 chromosomes, I have 27, and a few other things in my cells doctors can't quite pin down.
-I am the vice president of several smalll countries in Europe and Asia.
-Native to North America, I am a small brown rodent, who feeds off the bark of trees, and lives in dwellings I construct to interrupt rivers and streams. Timid, when threatened I slap my tail against the surface of the water to signal to my kind, and dive below the surface to avoid predators.
-I've eaten bat.
-My name, which I won't tell you, when converted into HEX totals 579. Coincidence? I think not.
-My face appears several times in hieroglyphics in the Great Pyramid. How is this so? I wish I knew.
-My darkest secret: I am unable to stick my tongue out fully. Not too exciting, huh?
-I don't shed dead skin cells.
-I have the largest collection of websites named PureDrivel.20m.com in the western hemisphere. Yup. I like to lord the fact over my friends every now and then. It really bugs'em.
-My favourite color? Having no eyes, I couldn't tell you! MWWWAHAHAHAHAA. Okay. It's green.
Okay. I'm Done. Enough of that. Move along now.
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