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  This is only a preliminary list of possible effects of the disruption of our fourth dimension, and not by any means complete. Further incongruities may result which we are not aware of at this time. We apologize for any trouble this may cause you, and thank you for your continuing loyalty to the largest and only all-encompassing company, of all time.
    -The sun may on occasion rise in the west, and set in, alternately, the east, south, and west again. It has also entered it's white dwarf phase, and may implode/explode/give birth to itself at certain times.
    -Many educational textbooks and historical texts may change sporadically, as new information is added, altered, or erased. Until such time as a solution is found to this problem, MegaCorp Inc. is offering a 35% refund of monies spent on the purchase of any SeaGull Publishers Inc. textbooks, and MaryWest Publishers Inc. Almanacs.
    -Given the unstable nature of time currently, you may find yourself ceasing to exist at inopportune times. We apologize for any inconveniences this may cause, and would suggest making carbon copies of any identification you may own, and constant monitoring of your body, for any signs of transparentness or disintegration.
    -Should you notice any civillians about who appear to be from a different time period, say, collonial America or Futuristic L.A., please do your best to make them feel at home in our current world, and notify the nearest MegaCorp Inc. customer monitoring centre as soon as possible.
  The machine was tested extensively, and after much careful scrutiny and on-site testing, entered it's beta phase, allowing us to conduct the aforementioned interview with Aristotle. Unfortunately, over-use of the device has had some unforeseened, adverse side effects, which may be noticed by you, the public, in your every day life. The most noticeable of which are listed below, that you may be aware of the cause of these disturbances, and not have any cause for alarm.
  Ultimately, the research was succesful. In truth, it will be in fifty years, two months, and three weeks, but given the nature of the project, we were able to speed up the process immensely.
  In this light, we devoted a branch of our research and development staff to developing, and researching a solution to this problem, a theorized 'time machine'. Funding was diverted from our 'Deathbringer(tm) Recall' and 'Weather Control' programs, and pumped into a Singapore Labratory, to be spent in bringing together the leading minds in the field, and purchase equipment necessary to construct and operate the time machine.
  MegaCorp Incorporated has always been a corporation dedicated to the satisfaction-confirming customer testpoll results. Recently, it was learned that a subsidiary of MegaCorp Inc., one PureDrivel.20m.com, 'Your Source for Meaningless, Incomprehensible Scribble' had failed to produce a promised interview with Greek philosopher and mathemetician Aristotle, due to the language barriers, and the fact that he is currently deceased. Now, language barriers are understandable, as MegaCorp Inc. recognizes the right of each and every culture to possess it's own customs and tongue, despite our best efforts to establish a single, universal language 'MCI'. However, restraints imposed upon our staff by the nature of the universe are not acceptable.


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