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PureDrivel.20m.com's Mascot!
Look! To the left! It's Drivelly! The new mascot for PureDrivel.20m.com! Isn't he cool? Isn't he hip? Isn't he the hippest, coolest, most hip mascot you have ever seen? With his cool, funky hair, and baggy shirt and pants, he's even more cool than Superman. And he's just like the kids nowadays too. He goes to school, but he's cool! And he deals with issues! And emotional dilemmas! He says no to drugs!
And Drivelly keeps it real, too. He enjoys highschool, because he knows that his years in highschool will be the best years of his life Drivelly hangs out with his friends when not doing homework, because he's cool! He knows that people like him for who he is, and that name calling hurts people on the inside. He's learned that shoplifting hurts everyone. He knows not to leave his work to the last minute, because procrastinating is for chumps. He knows that by cheating on his history test, he was only cheating himself of a good education.
He's the all-American boy next door, and he's cool! He obeys the law, to the extreme! He knows just wassup, who it was that let the dogs out, and how you are doin! He's phat, and has the skinny on what's down and jiggy. Cool, huh?
Drivelly has his own cool car, and a pager, and a cell phone, and a bunch of other cool stuff. He has cool clothes, but isn't caught up by labels. Unfortunately, Drivelly has Ebola too, so Drivelly won't be around here for too long. Too bad! Say hello to Drivelly, for the last time!
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