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Quotes of the Day(s?)
You may have noticed that recently, I haven't been wasting your time and mine by putting stuff on this page as often as I used to. I assure you, this is entirely my fault, and will be remedied in just a few weeks, once my exams are failed and out of the way.
In the duration, you may find yourself without a daily quote to enlighten, and generally uplift your day. As such, I am now posting several quotes of the day, to be read at later points throughout the next few weeks. Read them sparingly, even rarely, as they will have to last you a while.
"I eat my skin for fun and profit."
"Nessie wears ducks as hats."
"Have a kid, leave a kid, need a kid, take a kid."
"This isn't funny, is it?"
"Adam 'Two bowls' Panter they called me, 'til that day I used two forks. It was nothing but Adam 'Two forks' Panter from then on."
"My mother would always snap the heads off my Ninja Turtles when I was a kid."
"Six quotes down, ten to go."
"What has my life become?"
"You people creep me out"
"I look at time spent in accounting class as precious moments of my life I will never regain, every passing second brining me that much closer to the inevitable."
"Omniscient, Omnipresent, Omnipotent, I got it all. And I mean all."
"Money? Who needs money? A stick in my coat pocket and the directions to the nearest bank are all I need in life."
"Hi I'm a mime... Damn."
"Still wearing his blue hat, Adam is currently circling Totonto International, and refuses to land for comment."
"It's Myocardial Infarction, not Infraction, you idiot! You know nothing about the human circulatory system! You disgust me!"
"WWW? Sounds more like WWWW to me! heh heh heh."
"Shekakha! Shwebapadoop! Hubbadah Bubbadah Skepaloosh!"
"I'm very sorry!"
"Please don't sue!"
"I must be stopped."
"Starting to stink, aren't they?"
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