The Lowest Humour Has Ever Sunk:
One Joke / Half An Hour Of Spare Time = Shame
Ed. Note: What follows is an exact transcript of an actual conversation which took place between 8:40 and 9:12 on the evening of February the 10th, 2004. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
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Hey -----------
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Hey ----------
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witty
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I love physics
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In the way lance armstrong loves hernieas
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hernias?
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hernii?
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meh i get what your sying
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hernes
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hernopoles
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hernatically
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hernationality
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play along
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hernegatory
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ok and .....;
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stop
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hernoploly
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hernikkers
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Hernikkan
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herangue
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herniator
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herniamation
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herniathological
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herngeologicallyinmatic
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what
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nice
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herniafro
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hernirotic
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now you're getting the hang of it
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herniodacious
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hernero
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herniagustus
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herniadium
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herniadia
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herngina
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wow
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hernitoria
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and herniateria
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herniozbourne
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hernarrorator
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hernianthem
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HNIA 107.5
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"All hernia music, all the time"
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"With Painful and Bulbous in the morning"
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lol
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"Now playing listener's requests"
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ohh ohh
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play...
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"Up next, Love Preparation # H"
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"Gonna Love You 'Til It Hurts"
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sitting in a chevy by iarriah
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"Twist And Shout In Pain"
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diarirriah*
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right
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"Amodium Rock"
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"She's My Best Friend's Girl (And She Has A Hernia)"
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"shake your booty"
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it works
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"My Baby Want To Do It Sitting Down But I Think I'll Stand"
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"The Ramones - I Want To Be Sedated"
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"hernia killed the video star"
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Beautiful!
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Bob Seger - "Like a Rock"
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hha
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Van Halen - Jamie's Cryin'
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"janies got tha runs"
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Depeche Mode - Just Can't Get Enough (Preparation H)
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