Due to the current licensing contract established between Megacorp Inc. and this site, we are proud to present to you high quality, official PureDrivel.20m.com merchandise, at cost. This is but the first of many positive aspects of the merger which you will be able to profit greatly from in the near future.
Unit
Slogan
Price
Order
T Shirt XL
"I went to PureDrivel.20m.com and all I got was this lousy merchandise"
12.95
Hat
"I'm wearing a logo on my hat and that makes me placid, damnit!"
10.95
Mug
"If you can read this, you should go to PureDrivel.20m.com. Or I'll stab you"
10.95
Poster
"I'm cool, because I visit PureDrivel.20m.com. Okay, the two are unrelated."
5.99
T-shirt L
"PureDrivel.20m.com is the father of my child!"
7.95
T-shirt M
"You probably think I bought this shirt at PureDrivel.20m.com, but I know you're really a communist!"
6.99
Poster
"PureDrivel.20m.com is in no way related to my rash"
5.99
Poster
"Megacorp: A Globalized Corporation with our Eyes on the Future of Tomorrow!"
7.12
T-shirt XXL
"I understand you're hatred of PureDrivel.20m.com, and I'll take off the shirt if you'll stop punching me!"
8.99
T-shirt L
"PureDrivel.20m.com:We put the 'F-U-N' in "I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T."
7.99
T-shirt S
"My other shirt is from Hooters."
5.99
Poster
"PureDrivel.20m.com We make you laugh, and feed starving children in Bolivia."
4.95
Poster
"I'm cool, because I visit PureDrivel.20m.com. Okay, the two are unrelated."
