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  Do you find things in general hard to understand? Do you wish that all those complex ideas you learn every day could just be a lot simpler? Are you just a moron? Well, never fear, because I have now provided for you dozens of once confusing and comlpex historical and philisophical problems, simplified into easy-to-understand diagrams! Joy!

World War I: Sure, you could learn about assassinated royalty, and alliances, and in-depth battles with foreign names until the cows come home, and still be confused about The Great War. But why? Just remember : The first box represents the Allies. The second box represents the Axis. And throughout the War, they were constantly STRUGGLING! Easy, no?

Axis
-->STRUGGLE<--
Allies


The Industrial Revolution: Man Before Machinery is sad. With machinery, he's happy!
(:-()   +  [{MACHINES}]  =  (:-))

Communism Vs. Capitalism: In this diagram, the Ps represent people, and the $ represents Money. In communism lots of people have very little. In capitalism few people have very much!

Comm:PPPPPPP $ PPPPPPPPP
Capit:$$$$$$$$ P $$$$$$$$$$


Quantum Mechanics:Without quantum mechanics, infinite parallel universes work independantly, resulting in low effieciency:
0   0         0 0       0   0          
      0     00       0   0     0      

0=Parallel Universe:

With quantum mechanics, infinite parallel universes work together, to do things very efficiently!:
0000
0  0 0   0
0               0
0   0     0   0
0   00   0
0000
0=Parallel Universe:


The Meaning of Life: Centuries of philosiphying and pondering have resulted in the discovery of the true meaning of life, in easy to read diagram form. The Y represents you:

5% LWINTP ### @@ !
Ca2O3Cl8 --> Y <--&&^FD
$$$$$$$

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