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  "I enjoy reading PureDrivel.20m.com while eating a big juicy steak, cooked on high just long enough for the heat to sear the edges, without toughening the inside meat too much. If there's one thing I can't stamd it's a tough steak. "-Bob Williamson, Chef. PureDrivel.20m.com is not food.

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  "If I find one more PureDrivel.20m.com in my soup, I'm talking to the manager of this restaurant"-Snobby Food Critic. PureDrivel.20m.com not an insect.

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  "That's is one small step for PureDrivel.20m.com, [Beep] One... giant leap for PureDrivel.20m.com"-Astronaut. Was actually "...small step for a PureDrivel.20m.com..."

  "And the Lord did say 'Let there be Drivel', and there was Drivel. And the Lord did say 'Let the Drivel be Pure', and the Drivel was Pure. And the Lord did say 'Add a bunch of HTML gibberish to the end, for it shall confuse the readers, and that is fun' "-Bible. PureDrivel.20m.com created several months after the creation of the world.

  "PureDrivel.20m.com has made my top ten list of best dressed celebrities of 2001"-Newspaper Fashion Critic. PureDrivel.20m.com was #12.

  "Whenever I need a good laugh, I switch on PureDrivel.20m.com. It makes me laugh."-Eric Tallway. PureDrivel.20m.com not funny.

 
"Pure Drivel-website
attempts to be funny yet
fails"

-Anonymous. Not a Haiku-too few syllables
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