But why the hell should you care anyway, huh? It's not like you ever notice anything I do, you're to busy with your homework, and your class, and your hair, sitting there in your stone washed denim, laughing at me, laughing, laughing. I hate you. I hate you and the capitalist society you represent. You're all out to get me, aren't you. This is all some plot, huh, cooked up by government officials to track my movements through sensors buried deep within my flesh. Well, you won't be following me, no, you won't be following me 'cause I'm getting your little tracking device out, now, you here me? Ha! You never expected I'd figure your little plan out, or that I'd be smart enough to cut away at my own flesh with this knife, huh? Did you?? Ow.

Perhaps an explanation is necessary. I’m sure my reasons